5.24.2013

Konkurs Piosenki Eurowizjańskiej - Edycja 24

 Eurowizyjne emocje z północy już za nami, czas wrócić do zabawy w KPE. Dzięki kolejnemu zwycięstwu Adelberta przenosimy się z kolebki jednej starożytnej cywilizacji do drugiej (choć chronologicznie pierwszej). Musaka, tzatziki, choriatiki i toast wzniesiony ouzo... a na rozpoczęcie śródziemnomorskiej uczty, przyprawionej filozoficznymi medytacjami, dźwięki, które w mgnieniu oka przenoszą do Grecji i porywają do tańca:


Grecja to też ojczyzna teatru: komedii i tragedii. W tej edycji będziemy poruszać się zdecydowanie w tym pierwszym gatunku. Zaczynamy edycję "na wesoło". Usłyszymy najzabawniejsze teksty, najdowcipniejsze interpretacje, zobaczymy komiczne teledyski, a to wszystko w jednej edycji. Zanim przystąpicie do zgłoszeń, przygotujcie się na sporą dawkę endorfin i bóle przepony.
Tak, jak wspominałem na zakończenie poprzedniej edycji, zgłoszenie powinno zawierać choć jeden zabawny (Waszym zdaniem element). Może to być tekst, może być parodia (tego rodzaju covery się liczą), może być dowcipny tekst lub cokolwiek innego. Jeśli uważacie, że w Waszym zgłoszeniu np. ważny jest tekst utworu, do zgłoszenia dołączcie link z tekstem, zebyśmy mogli go nie tylko usłyszeć, ale też przeczytać.
TERMINARZ
25.05-3.06 godz.20:00 Zgłoszenia
3-5.06 godz.20:00 Czas na uwagi
6-15.06 godz. 20:00 Głosowanie
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Życzę dobrej zabawy i zapraszam do licznego udziału!
ZGŁOSZENIA
NIEMCY Blutengel - Reich mir die Hand
IZRAEL Tipex & Shachar Swissa - Ahavah Rishona
FRANCJA Fatal Bazooka - Mauvaise foi nocturne (la réponse)
ROSJA Uma2rman - Olya Iz Seti
WIELKA BRYTANIA Tim Minchin - Rock And Roll Nerd
HISZPANIA Mojinos Escozíos - La Mama De José
TURCJA Bulutsuzluk Özlemi - Rüzgar
SZWECJA Dr. Bombay - Calcutta
ARMENIA Arsen Grigoryan - Payusak
AUSTRIA DÖF - Codo
GRECJA TUS - Ai Vasilis
RUMUNIA Explicit - Albastru de metil
CHORWACJA Hladno Pivo - Svijet Glamura
WŁOCHY I Blogger - Il pulcino Pio
WĘGRY the KOLIN - San Francisco
POLSKA Big Cyc - Słoiki
FINLANDIA Leningrad Cowboys - Jupiter Calling

8 komentarzy:

  1. Tim Minchin - Rock N Roll Nerd

    He doesn't have a problem with drugs
    He just doesn't get them
    He's fine that his mates have tattoos
    But he thinks they'll regret them
    He likes going to pubs
    But he hates when the music's too loud
    He tends not to go to rock concerts
    Cos he can't stand the crowd
    But all he's ever wanted to be
    Is a rock star on Rage or MTV
    But he knows that it's not fucking likely
    He's just turned thirty

    He knows that he will always be
    A rock 'n' roll nerd
    He'll keep writing songs the world will never hear
    And though they won't be heard
    He'll just keep writing
    Oh yeah

    But you see the problem is
    He always dreamt of being a star
    But he learned piano instead of guitar
    Which in the nineties didn't get you very far
    So while all the other kids were learning Stairway
    He was the piano to their forte
    But he was convinced one day
    He'd rock their fucking asses
    Be an icon for the disenfranchised masses
    And grow his hair long
    And rebel against the state
    But just for now that'd have to wait
    Cos he's running late for his morning classes

    And he will always be
    A rock 'n' roll nerd
    He'll keep playing gigs that no one knows about
    And though it sounds absurd
    He'll just keep playing
    Oh yeah
    But you see the problem is
    There's not much depth in what he's singing
    He's a victim of his upper middle class upbringing
    So he can't write about the hood
    Or bling bling
    So he sits and imagines his girlfriend is dead
    To try and invoke some angst in his middle class head
    But the bitch is always fine at half past nine
    When they go to bed
    And he's not spent a single night in prison
    He has no issues with nutrition
    He has no drinking problem
    And no drug addiction
    Unless you count the drugs they put in chicken
    And marijuana always tends to make him cough
    He doesn't look good with his t-shirt off
    And when he tries to act tough you can tell he's trickin'

    While his mates all go out late
    Popping pills and having fun
    He goes home and showers
    And gets a good eight hours
    He gets his thrills from his morning run
    And while his mates all go on dates
    Taking speed and drinking cans of Jim Bean
    He stays home and cooks
    Curls up with a book
    With the girl he's had since he was seventeen

    Cos he's never really been part of the scene
    Give him guns 'n' roses, he'll take Queen
    He's more into Beatles than The Stones
    He's more Stevie Wonder than Ramones
    And he's never owned a panel van
    He's never shot a Panterra fan
    He doesn't know the difference between metal and thrash
    He couldn't tell you nothing about Axel and Slash
    He likes Ben Folds to the Jackson Five
    He knows all the words to Staying Alive
    And though he wants to be all grungy and cool
    He spent eleven years in a private school

    So it don't matter how he tries
    He cannot hide behind his rock 'n' roll lies
    Cos you've either got it or you don't
    You'll either rock it or you won't
    Yeah, you've either got it or you don't
    Yeah, you'll either rock it or you won't

    He knows that his music lacks depth
    But it just can't be helped
    He has nothing interesting to say
    So he writes about himself
    But he doesn't want to seem self obsessed
    So he writes in third person
    In an attempt to seem more rock 'n' roll
    But he suspects it's not workin'
    And deep in his heart he knows
    That he'll never be Silver Chair or Eskimo Joe
    And even if he was quite pretty
    With small pants like Kylie

    He knows that he
    Will always be
    A rock 'n' roll nerd
    He'll keep writing songs the world don't care about
    And though it sounds absurd
    He'll just keep writing
    Oh yeah
    You can criticise him
    But he won't care
    Cos he wants to rock, and he will never be deterred
    But he'll always be a fucked up little, try-hard, wannabe rock 'n' roll nerd
    Rock 'n' roll nerd

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  2. Tipex and Shachar Swissa - Ahavah Rishona27 maja 2013 12:43

    English version:

    "First Love"

    First kiss, love sleeping, Ooooooh

    I always come back to first love
    It was like yesterday
    But always leaves a small heart
    Come together, that I have to plug the hole

    How much pain and some grief and some flashlights I got
    Some princesses and a few queens and some realms I went
    I had a few kisses and some sweet wanted me
    But all the girls I always wanted - got away

    I always come back ...

    Yes, stroking your face, feel the past
    Look you in the eyes, feel a bit odd
    Understand what happened, to understand what happens
    As we tried to understand, understand T'morh

    With rumors about you I became deaf
    If you enjoy him or not I could only guess
    No, darling, I'm not ashamed
    Excited? Obviously excitement!
    That each pot covers
    Look, honey, I'm really trying
    Ask for the key to the palace

    I always come back ...

    The first is love
    Like a drunken old station
    This is known not to get T'mtna
    Only remembered leaving for a year

    With rumors about you I became deaf
    If you enjoy him or not I could only guess
    No, darling, I'm not ashamed
    Excited? Obviously excitement!

    Hebrew version:

    נשיקה ראשונה, אהבה ישנה, אווווו

    אני תמיד חוזר לאהבה הראשונה
    זאת שהייתה כאילו אתמול
    אבל תמיד משאיר מקום קטן בלב
    לזו שתבוא, לזו שתסתום לי את הבור

    כמה כאב וכמה יגון וכמה פנסים אני קיבלתי
    כמה נסיכות וכמה מלכות וכמה ממלכות אני מלכתי
    כמה נשיקות היו לי וכמה מתוקות רצו בי
    אבל כל הבחורות שתמיד אני רציתי - ברחו לי

    אני תמיד חוזר...

    כן, ללטף את הפנים שלך, לחוש את העבר
    להסתכל לך בעיניים, להרגיש טיפה מוזר
    להבין מה קרה, להבין מה יקרה
    להבין כמו שניסינו, להבין ת'מורה

    מרוב שמועות עלייך נהייתי חירש
    אם נהנית איתו או לא רק יכולתי לנחש
    לא, מתוקה שלי, אני לא מתבייש
    מתרגש? ברור שמתרגש!
    כי לכל סיר מכסה
    תביני, מתוקה, אני באמת מנסה
    לבקש את המפתח לארמון

    אני תמיד חוזר...

    את היא האהבה הראשונה
    כמו שיכורים בתחנה הישנה
    זאת שידעה לא לקבל ת'מתנה
    היחידה שזכרה שיצאנו כבר שנה

    מרוב שמועות עלייך נהייתי חירש
    אם נהנית איתו או לא רק יכולתי לנחש
    לא, מתוקה שלי, אני לא מתבייש
    מתרגש? ברור שמתרגש!

    אני תמיד חוזר...

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  3. Blutengel - Reich mir die Hand27 maja 2013 12:46

    ► ► ► Reich mir die Hand

    Einsam irrst du durch die kalte Nacht,
    auf der Suche nach Unendlichkeit.
    Getrieben von der Gier die in dir wächst und
    deine Seele Stück für Stück zerstören will.

    Die Vernunft und dein Verstand sie schwinden,
    du siehst du Welt nur noch in dunklen Farben.
    Für dich hat jetzt und hier die Jagd begonnen,
    das Blut des Schicksals klebt an deinen Händen.

    Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt wird brennen.
    Der Zweifel und die Angst werden im Feuer untergehn.
    Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt soll brennen,
    unser Stolz und unser Blut in alle Ewigkeit vereint.

    Spürst du die Kraft, spürst die neue Freiheit?
    Geboren aus dunkler Vergangenheit.
    Die Erinnerung an dein altes Leben,
    verblasst im Schatten einer neuen Zeit.

    Die Vernunft und dein Verstand sie schwinden,
    du siehst du Welt nur noch in dunklen Farben.
    Für dich hat jetzt und hier die Jagd begonnen,
    das Blut des Schicksals klebt an deinen Händen.

    Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt wird brennen.
    Der Zweifel und die Angst werden im Feuer untergehn.
    Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt soll brennen,
    unser Stolz und unser Blut in alle Ewigkeit vereint

    ► ► ► English version:

    Give Me Your Hand

    You wander through the night alone,
    in the search for infinity.
    Propelled by the greed awakening in you,
    it wants to destroy your soul piece by piece.

    The sanity and your mind disappears,
    you only see the world in dark colors.
    For you the hunt begins here and now,
    the blood of fate on your hands.

    Give me your hand, our world will burn
    Doubt and fear will be destroyed in the fire.
    Give me your hand, our world is meant to burn,
    our pride and our blood will be united in eternity.

    Do you feel the power, the new freedom?
    Born from the dark past.
    The memory of an old life,
    fades in the shadows of a new time.

    The sanity and your mind disappears,
    you only see the world in dark colors.
    For you the hunt begins here and now,
    the blood of fate on your hands.

    Give me your hand, our world will burn
    Doubt and fear will be destroyed in the fire.
    Give me your hand, our world is meant to burn,
    our pride and our blood will be united in eternity.

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  4. Seit 2000 Jahren lebt die Erde ohne Liebe,
    es regiert der Herr des Hasses!
    Hässlich, ich bin so hässlich, so grässlich hässlich! Ich bin der Hass!
    Hassen, ganz hässlich hassen, ich kann's nicht lassen, Ich bin der Hass!

    Attention, Attention, unknown flying object approaching the planet,
    Identify unknown flying object!

    Codo der dritte, aus der Sternenmitte, bin ich der dritte von links!

    Unknown flying object identifies as Codo!

    Und ich düse, düse, düse, düse im Sauseschritt und bring die Liebe mit,
    von meinem Himmelsritt!
    Denn die Liebe, Liebe, Liebe, Liebe, die macht viel Spaß, viel mehr Spaß
    als irgendwas!

    We do not need any love on this planet!
    Tötet Codo, vernichtet die Liebe!

    Zielansprache Gamma Delta 731 über Raum!

    Codo aus der Ferne, erleuchtende Sterne, ich düse so gerne
    durch's All

    Und ich düse, düse, düse, düse im Sauseschritt und bring die Liebe mit,
    von meinem Himmelsritt!
    Denn die Liebe, Liebe, Liebe, Liebe, die macht viel Spaß, viel mehr Spaß
    als irgendwas!

    Objekt überwindet den Hassschirm!

    Ätzend, ich bin so ätzend, alles ist ätzend, Ich bin der Hass!

    _

    Since 2000 years the earth lives without love
    The Lord of Hatred rules
    Ugly, I am so ugly, so awful ugly, I am the hatred
    Hate, absolutely hate, I can't stop it, I am the hatred

    Attention, Attention, unknown flying object approaching the planet,
    Identify unknown flying object!

    Codo the Third, from the star's midst, I am the third to the left

    Unknown flying object identifies as Codo!

    And I pelt, pelt, pelt, pelt at dash speed and bring love with me
    On my sky ride
    Because the love, love, love, love, it is a lot of fun, much more fun
    Than anything else

    We do not need any love on this planet!
    Kill Codo, kill the love

    Target address: gamma delta 731 accross the room

    Codo from afar, glowing stars, I like to pelt
    Through space

    And I pelt, pelt, pelt, pelt at dash speed and bring love with me
    On my sky ride
    Because the love, love, love, love, it is a lot of fun, much more fun
    Than anything else

    Object passes the hatred protection!

    Caustic, I'm so caustic, everything is caustic, I am the hatred

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  5. the KOLIN - San Francisco2 czerwca 2013 15:05

    I hurt you
    I'm not sure that you ain't angry cause you're a dandy
    I feel your...
    Feel your perfume at this table

    It appeal to me I'm so hungry Excitedly Searching something hard
    (it's so hot)
    Appear to me You are in Suddenly I'm wondering how long what you've got

    I feel you
    Feel you deeper under my skin
    (tell me how you feelin)
    Underground
    Deeper underground my tunnel

    You're a tunnel drill, Super fill, Crazy deal, Searching something huge
    Silky skin, Safety pin, Everything in a way that I like
    (what is it like?)


    Someone put in something in a disco
    Thats why I spend my time in San Francisco
    I'm dancing and my jeans so tight, my hairy chest makes me superstar


    Something's gonna hit me and I can't keep my head I got nerveus in the San Francisco streets, San Francisco bars
    Something's gonna hit me and I can't keep my head that's why
    I'm dancing and my jeans so tight, my hairy chest makes me superstar

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  6. FRA -> ENG

    http://lyricstranslate.com/pl/mauvaise-fois-nocturne-nocturnal-dishonesty.html#songtranslation

    ORYGINAŁ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwhoaPgBwI8

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  7. Leningrad Cowboys - Jupiter Calling3 czerwca 2013 16:55

    I woke up to a bang so I rushed down to the level below
    The city was asleep so I ran upstairs for my radio
    I couldn't get it working the battery'd run down
    But suddenly like a thunder came this crazy cosmic sound

    I heard Jupiter calling on my mysterious satellite
    I heard Jupiter calling connecting into the night

    I had to call a friend so I begged you won't
    You please come around no time to be afraid
    Maybe you and me are the chosen ones
    Let's sit by the window in case we catch the light
    Of glowing information transmitting through the night

    I heard Jupiter calling on my mysterious satellite
    I heard Jupiter calling connecting into the night

    I heard Jupiter calling and I saw the stars were falling
    I heard Jupiter calling sending a message down to earth

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  8. Hladno Pivo - Svijet Glamura4 czerwca 2013 21:11

    Na kraju grada, iza trošnih fasada
    stoji tvornica za poznata lica,
    Tamo se proizvode, tamo se kote
    novi modeli za vaše živote.
    U laboratoriju im ugraduju lice,
    za Story, Gloriju i subotnje špice,
    a ti s tri upravljaca, spuštenih gaca,
    komade pizze guraš u lice.

    Ko kome gura u svijetu glamura
    koliko košta nova frizura

    Dej ga notr, dej ga notr
    vadi ga van, vadi ga van.

    Dok ocvali tajkun u prajm tajmu,
    nudi srce i dušu na pladnju
    ti s tri upravljaca, spuštenih gaca,
    komade pizze guraš u lice.

    Ko kome gura u svijetu glamura,
    koliko košta nova frizura

    Dej ga notr, dej ga notr
    vadi ga van, vadi ga van.

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