Eurowizyjne emocje z północy już za nami, czas wrócić do zabawy w KPE. Dzięki kolejnemu zwycięstwu Adelberta przenosimy się z kolebki jednej starożytnej cywilizacji do drugiej (choć chronologicznie pierwszej). Musaka, tzatziki, choriatiki i toast wzniesiony ouzo... a na rozpoczęcie śródziemnomorskiej uczty, przyprawionej filozoficznymi medytacjami, dźwięki, które w mgnieniu oka przenoszą do Grecji i porywają do tańca:
Grecja to też ojczyzna teatru: komedii i tragedii. W tej edycji będziemy poruszać się zdecydowanie w tym pierwszym gatunku. Zaczynamy edycję "na wesoło". Usłyszymy najzabawniejsze teksty, najdowcipniejsze interpretacje, zobaczymy komiczne teledyski, a to wszystko w jednej edycji. Zanim przystąpicie do zgłoszeń, przygotujcie się na sporą dawkę endorfin i bóle przepony.
Tak, jak wspominałem na zakończenie poprzedniej edycji, zgłoszenie powinno zawierać choć jeden zabawny (Waszym zdaniem element). Może to być tekst, może być parodia (tego rodzaju covery się liczą), może być dowcipny tekst lub cokolwiek innego. Jeśli uważacie, że w Waszym zgłoszeniu np. ważny jest tekst utworu, do zgłoszenia dołączcie link z tekstem, zebyśmy mogli go nie tylko usłyszeć, ale też przeczytać.
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ZGŁOSZENIA
NIEMCY Blutengel - Reich mir die HandIZRAEL Tipex & Shachar Swissa - Ahavah Rishona
FRANCJA Fatal Bazooka - Mauvaise foi nocturne (la réponse)
ROSJA Uma2rman - Olya Iz Seti
WIELKA BRYTANIA Tim Minchin - Rock And Roll Nerd
HISZPANIA Mojinos Escozíos - La Mama De José
TURCJA Bulutsuzluk Özlemi - Rüzgar
SZWECJA Dr. Bombay - Calcutta
ARMENIA Arsen Grigoryan - Payusak
AUSTRIA DÖF - Codo
GRECJA TUS - Ai Vasilis
RUMUNIA Explicit - Albastru de metil
CHORWACJA Hladno Pivo - Svijet Glamura
WŁOCHY I Blogger - Il pulcino Pio
WĘGRY the KOLIN - San Francisco
POLSKA Big Cyc - Słoiki
FINLANDIA Leningrad Cowboys - Jupiter Calling
Tim Minchin - Rock N Roll Nerd
OdpowiedzUsuńHe doesn't have a problem with drugs
He just doesn't get them
He's fine that his mates have tattoos
But he thinks they'll regret them
He likes going to pubs
But he hates when the music's too loud
He tends not to go to rock concerts
Cos he can't stand the crowd
But all he's ever wanted to be
Is a rock star on Rage or MTV
But he knows that it's not fucking likely
He's just turned thirty
He knows that he will always be
A rock 'n' roll nerd
He'll keep writing songs the world will never hear
And though they won't be heard
He'll just keep writing
Oh yeah
But you see the problem is
He always dreamt of being a star
But he learned piano instead of guitar
Which in the nineties didn't get you very far
So while all the other kids were learning Stairway
He was the piano to their forte
But he was convinced one day
He'd rock their fucking asses
Be an icon for the disenfranchised masses
And grow his hair long
And rebel against the state
But just for now that'd have to wait
Cos he's running late for his morning classes
And he will always be
A rock 'n' roll nerd
He'll keep playing gigs that no one knows about
And though it sounds absurd
He'll just keep playing
Oh yeah
But you see the problem is
There's not much depth in what he's singing
He's a victim of his upper middle class upbringing
So he can't write about the hood
Or bling bling
So he sits and imagines his girlfriend is dead
To try and invoke some angst in his middle class head
But the bitch is always fine at half past nine
When they go to bed
And he's not spent a single night in prison
He has no issues with nutrition
He has no drinking problem
And no drug addiction
Unless you count the drugs they put in chicken
And marijuana always tends to make him cough
He doesn't look good with his t-shirt off
And when he tries to act tough you can tell he's trickin'
While his mates all go out late
Popping pills and having fun
He goes home and showers
And gets a good eight hours
He gets his thrills from his morning run
And while his mates all go on dates
Taking speed and drinking cans of Jim Bean
He stays home and cooks
Curls up with a book
With the girl he's had since he was seventeen
Cos he's never really been part of the scene
Give him guns 'n' roses, he'll take Queen
He's more into Beatles than The Stones
He's more Stevie Wonder than Ramones
And he's never owned a panel van
He's never shot a Panterra fan
He doesn't know the difference between metal and thrash
He couldn't tell you nothing about Axel and Slash
He likes Ben Folds to the Jackson Five
He knows all the words to Staying Alive
And though he wants to be all grungy and cool
He spent eleven years in a private school
So it don't matter how he tries
He cannot hide behind his rock 'n' roll lies
Cos you've either got it or you don't
You'll either rock it or you won't
Yeah, you've either got it or you don't
Yeah, you'll either rock it or you won't
He knows that his music lacks depth
But it just can't be helped
He has nothing interesting to say
So he writes about himself
But he doesn't want to seem self obsessed
So he writes in third person
In an attempt to seem more rock 'n' roll
But he suspects it's not workin'
And deep in his heart he knows
That he'll never be Silver Chair or Eskimo Joe
And even if he was quite pretty
With small pants like Kylie
He knows that he
Will always be
A rock 'n' roll nerd
He'll keep writing songs the world don't care about
And though it sounds absurd
He'll just keep writing
Oh yeah
You can criticise him
But he won't care
Cos he wants to rock, and he will never be deterred
But he'll always be a fucked up little, try-hard, wannabe rock 'n' roll nerd
Rock 'n' roll nerd
English version:
OdpowiedzUsuń"First Love"
First kiss, love sleeping, Ooooooh
I always come back to first love
It was like yesterday
But always leaves a small heart
Come together, that I have to plug the hole
How much pain and some grief and some flashlights I got
Some princesses and a few queens and some realms I went
I had a few kisses and some sweet wanted me
But all the girls I always wanted - got away
I always come back ...
Yes, stroking your face, feel the past
Look you in the eyes, feel a bit odd
Understand what happened, to understand what happens
As we tried to understand, understand T'morh
With rumors about you I became deaf
If you enjoy him or not I could only guess
No, darling, I'm not ashamed
Excited? Obviously excitement!
That each pot covers
Look, honey, I'm really trying
Ask for the key to the palace
I always come back ...
The first is love
Like a drunken old station
This is known not to get T'mtna
Only remembered leaving for a year
With rumors about you I became deaf
If you enjoy him or not I could only guess
No, darling, I'm not ashamed
Excited? Obviously excitement!
Hebrew version:
נשיקה ראשונה, אהבה ישנה, אווווו
אני תמיד חוזר לאהבה הראשונה
זאת שהייתה כאילו אתמול
אבל תמיד משאיר מקום קטן בלב
לזו שתבוא, לזו שתסתום לי את הבור
כמה כאב וכמה יגון וכמה פנסים אני קיבלתי
כמה נסיכות וכמה מלכות וכמה ממלכות אני מלכתי
כמה נשיקות היו לי וכמה מתוקות רצו בי
אבל כל הבחורות שתמיד אני רציתי - ברחו לי
אני תמיד חוזר...
כן, ללטף את הפנים שלך, לחוש את העבר
להסתכל לך בעיניים, להרגיש טיפה מוזר
להבין מה קרה, להבין מה יקרה
להבין כמו שניסינו, להבין ת'מורה
מרוב שמועות עלייך נהייתי חירש
אם נהנית איתו או לא רק יכולתי לנחש
לא, מתוקה שלי, אני לא מתבייש
מתרגש? ברור שמתרגש!
כי לכל סיר מכסה
תביני, מתוקה, אני באמת מנסה
לבקש את המפתח לארמון
אני תמיד חוזר...
את היא האהבה הראשונה
כמו שיכורים בתחנה הישנה
זאת שידעה לא לקבל ת'מתנה
היחידה שזכרה שיצאנו כבר שנה
מרוב שמועות עלייך נהייתי חירש
אם נהנית איתו או לא רק יכולתי לנחש
לא, מתוקה שלי, אני לא מתבייש
מתרגש? ברור שמתרגש!
אני תמיד חוזר...
► ► ► Reich mir die Hand
OdpowiedzUsuńEinsam irrst du durch die kalte Nacht,
auf der Suche nach Unendlichkeit.
Getrieben von der Gier die in dir wächst und
deine Seele Stück für Stück zerstören will.
Die Vernunft und dein Verstand sie schwinden,
du siehst du Welt nur noch in dunklen Farben.
Für dich hat jetzt und hier die Jagd begonnen,
das Blut des Schicksals klebt an deinen Händen.
Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt wird brennen.
Der Zweifel und die Angst werden im Feuer untergehn.
Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt soll brennen,
unser Stolz und unser Blut in alle Ewigkeit vereint.
Spürst du die Kraft, spürst die neue Freiheit?
Geboren aus dunkler Vergangenheit.
Die Erinnerung an dein altes Leben,
verblasst im Schatten einer neuen Zeit.
Die Vernunft und dein Verstand sie schwinden,
du siehst du Welt nur noch in dunklen Farben.
Für dich hat jetzt und hier die Jagd begonnen,
das Blut des Schicksals klebt an deinen Händen.
Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt wird brennen.
Der Zweifel und die Angst werden im Feuer untergehn.
Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt soll brennen,
unser Stolz und unser Blut in alle Ewigkeit vereint
► ► ► English version:
Give Me Your Hand
You wander through the night alone,
in the search for infinity.
Propelled by the greed awakening in you,
it wants to destroy your soul piece by piece.
The sanity and your mind disappears,
you only see the world in dark colors.
For you the hunt begins here and now,
the blood of fate on your hands.
Give me your hand, our world will burn
Doubt and fear will be destroyed in the fire.
Give me your hand, our world is meant to burn,
our pride and our blood will be united in eternity.
Do you feel the power, the new freedom?
Born from the dark past.
The memory of an old life,
fades in the shadows of a new time.
The sanity and your mind disappears,
you only see the world in dark colors.
For you the hunt begins here and now,
the blood of fate on your hands.
Give me your hand, our world will burn
Doubt and fear will be destroyed in the fire.
Give me your hand, our world is meant to burn,
our pride and our blood will be united in eternity.
Seit 2000 Jahren lebt die Erde ohne Liebe,
OdpowiedzUsuńes regiert der Herr des Hasses!
Hässlich, ich bin so hässlich, so grässlich hässlich! Ich bin der Hass!
Hassen, ganz hässlich hassen, ich kann's nicht lassen, Ich bin der Hass!
Attention, Attention, unknown flying object approaching the planet,
Identify unknown flying object!
Codo der dritte, aus der Sternenmitte, bin ich der dritte von links!
Unknown flying object identifies as Codo!
Und ich düse, düse, düse, düse im Sauseschritt und bring die Liebe mit,
von meinem Himmelsritt!
Denn die Liebe, Liebe, Liebe, Liebe, die macht viel Spaß, viel mehr Spaß
als irgendwas!
We do not need any love on this planet!
Tötet Codo, vernichtet die Liebe!
Zielansprache Gamma Delta 731 über Raum!
Codo aus der Ferne, erleuchtende Sterne, ich düse so gerne
durch's All
Und ich düse, düse, düse, düse im Sauseschritt und bring die Liebe mit,
von meinem Himmelsritt!
Denn die Liebe, Liebe, Liebe, Liebe, die macht viel Spaß, viel mehr Spaß
als irgendwas!
Objekt überwindet den Hassschirm!
Ätzend, ich bin so ätzend, alles ist ätzend, Ich bin der Hass!
_
Since 2000 years the earth lives without love
The Lord of Hatred rules
Ugly, I am so ugly, so awful ugly, I am the hatred
Hate, absolutely hate, I can't stop it, I am the hatred
Attention, Attention, unknown flying object approaching the planet,
Identify unknown flying object!
Codo the Third, from the star's midst, I am the third to the left
Unknown flying object identifies as Codo!
And I pelt, pelt, pelt, pelt at dash speed and bring love with me
On my sky ride
Because the love, love, love, love, it is a lot of fun, much more fun
Than anything else
We do not need any love on this planet!
Kill Codo, kill the love
Target address: gamma delta 731 accross the room
Codo from afar, glowing stars, I like to pelt
Through space
And I pelt, pelt, pelt, pelt at dash speed and bring love with me
On my sky ride
Because the love, love, love, love, it is a lot of fun, much more fun
Than anything else
Object passes the hatred protection!
Caustic, I'm so caustic, everything is caustic, I am the hatred
I hurt you
OdpowiedzUsuńI'm not sure that you ain't angry cause you're a dandy
I feel your...
Feel your perfume at this table
It appeal to me I'm so hungry Excitedly Searching something hard
(it's so hot)
Appear to me You are in Suddenly I'm wondering how long what you've got
I feel you
Feel you deeper under my skin
(tell me how you feelin)
Underground
Deeper underground my tunnel
You're a tunnel drill, Super fill, Crazy deal, Searching something huge
Silky skin, Safety pin, Everything in a way that I like
(what is it like?)
Someone put in something in a disco
Thats why I spend my time in San Francisco
I'm dancing and my jeans so tight, my hairy chest makes me superstar
Something's gonna hit me and I can't keep my head I got nerveus in the San Francisco streets, San Francisco bars
Something's gonna hit me and I can't keep my head that's why
I'm dancing and my jeans so tight, my hairy chest makes me superstar
FRA -> ENG
OdpowiedzUsuńhttp://lyricstranslate.com/pl/mauvaise-fois-nocturne-nocturnal-dishonesty.html#songtranslation
ORYGINAŁ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwhoaPgBwI8
I woke up to a bang so I rushed down to the level below
OdpowiedzUsuńThe city was asleep so I ran upstairs for my radio
I couldn't get it working the battery'd run down
But suddenly like a thunder came this crazy cosmic sound
I heard Jupiter calling on my mysterious satellite
I heard Jupiter calling connecting into the night
I had to call a friend so I begged you won't
You please come around no time to be afraid
Maybe you and me are the chosen ones
Let's sit by the window in case we catch the light
Of glowing information transmitting through the night
I heard Jupiter calling on my mysterious satellite
I heard Jupiter calling connecting into the night
I heard Jupiter calling and I saw the stars were falling
I heard Jupiter calling sending a message down to earth
Na kraju grada, iza trošnih fasada
OdpowiedzUsuństoji tvornica za poznata lica,
Tamo se proizvode, tamo se kote
novi modeli za vaše živote.
U laboratoriju im ugraduju lice,
za Story, Gloriju i subotnje špice,
a ti s tri upravljaca, spuštenih gaca,
komade pizze guraš u lice.
Ko kome gura u svijetu glamura
koliko košta nova frizura
Dej ga notr, dej ga notr
vadi ga van, vadi ga van.
Dok ocvali tajkun u prajm tajmu,
nudi srce i dušu na pladnju
ti s tri upravljaca, spuštenih gaca,
komade pizze guraš u lice.
Ko kome gura u svijetu glamura,
koliko košta nova frizura
Dej ga notr, dej ga notr
vadi ga van, vadi ga van.